Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”
i want to do this now.
This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
by Panic! At The Disco